Medical Question for the Bucket Twins

**BlackNightSky** · Mattafakka Number of posts: 181 Age: 29 Registration date: 2007-01-17

Hey guys --

My neighbor's dog has a bunch of warts on his ass. What do you recommend?

**alldatndensum** · Hatchling Noob Number of posts: 24 Registration date: 2007-01-30

Turning your head and not looking at it???

**dOOm&gLOOm** · TROGLIKE Number of posts: 1231 Age: 23 Registration date: 2007-01-24

It starts with a "P" 8)

It ends with ... uhhh ... "liars" ... yeah! Razz

Incidentally ... it probably ALSO ends with ... uhmmmm ... lots of unnecessary noise and some lasting trust issues ...

Maybe it's not such a good idea after all? Huh?

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**IronGuardian** · Subject: Re: Medical Question for the Bucket Twins Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:40 am

Hmmm, how aggravated is the dog? It might be hard to go, but try to stop it from scratching ot scraping them, as that will just make things worse.

As to how to deal with them, either a vet could lance them off, or try dabbing them with a little bleach each day. I had a wart on my toe as a child, and each night we whiped it with a tissue and a little bleach and it soon shrunk and went away.

**Virgil Bucket** · Wanker Number of posts: 56 Registration date: 2007-05-01

BlackNightSky wrote:

My neighbor's dog has a bunch of warts on his ass. What do you recommend?

well, I amember once when Lemmy aksed me that very same question about'n how to git rid o' the anal warts that his drum player, Philthy Taylor, had. I'll be tellin' you the same thing I tol' him:

whatchoo doin' lookin' so close at his ass for that you know he gots warts down there anyway?!?

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