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BlackNightSky
Mattafakka
 Number of posts: 181
Age: 29
Registration date: 2007-01-17
 |  Subject: Bucket Twins sighting!  Sat May 26, 2007 7:27 am | |
| I swear I saw the Bucket twins last night on my way home from work. I'm not sure which was which, as they are indeed twins... one of them was riding a cow along the railroad tracks... the other was holding some sort of glass container (it looked like a vase of some sort) behind the cow and catching its urine as it pissed. I actually stopped to see if they needed help, but I heard the one on the cow yelling, "Dammit Virg', if you spill any more, Maw's gonna run you raw with a switch!" At that point, I just drove off. Too creepy for me. If it was just one person, it could be a case of mistaken identity. But they BOTH looked just like Bucket boys... which two was it? Besides, I did hear the one on the cow refer to the other as "Virg." And why on earth were they all the way up in Michigan? And what the fekk were they doing with that poor cow? And why were they collecting its... well, nevermind that one. |
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TrogDawn
Janitor of the Void
Number of posts: 5442
Age: 41
Location: Underground
Registration date: 2007-01-06
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Sat May 26, 2007 12:54 pm | |
| So one of them was definitely Virgil, huh? I wonder if the other was No'manijah or Elroy? They're REALLY hard to tell apart... |
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BlackNightSky
Mattafakka
Number of posts: 181
Age: 29
Registration date: 2007-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Sat May 26, 2007 1:11 pm | |
| Are there any distinguishing marks? Tattoos, birthmarks, missing toes, missing teeth? |
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Popergeist
Trogling
Number of posts: 613
Age: 38
Location: the spirit world
Registration date: 2007-01-31
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Mon May 28, 2007 1:55 am | |
| face it, these fellers are pert near impossible to tell apert, it's like when yer hog rasslin', with four steers.....which one is tha right one that started the match, was there a match ta begin with or is this just a slobberknocker, do you even care? |
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TrogDawn
Janitor of the Void
Number of posts: 5442
Age: 41
Location: Underground
Registration date: 2007-01-06
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Mon May 28, 2007 11:41 am | |
| | Popergeist wrote: | | slobberknocker |
Good word!  |
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BlackNightSky
Mattafakka
Number of posts: 181
Age: 29
Registration date: 2007-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Mon May 28, 2007 12:01 pm | |
| Where are the twins, anyway? I was hoping one of them would post here and tell me what the fekk they were doing with that jar of piss... sorry, morbid curiosity. |
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TrogDawn
Janitor of the Void
Number of posts: 5442
Age: 41
Location: Underground
Registration date: 2007-01-06
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BlackNightSky
Mattafakka
Number of posts: 181
Age: 29
Registration date: 2007-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Tue May 29, 2007 7:50 pm | |
| Creepy. They've been pretty quiet lately. Maybe we're rid of them. |
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TrogDawn
Janitor of the Void
Number of posts: 5442
Age: 41
Location: Underground
Registration date: 2007-01-06
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Popergeist
Trogling
Number of posts: 613
Age: 38
Location: the spirit world
Registration date: 2007-01-31
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Wed May 30, 2007 1:43 am | |
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Virgil Bucket
Wanker
Number of posts: 56
Registration date: 2007-05-01
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Wed May 30, 2007 7:12 am | |
| What's a goob? Are you crackin' wise at me and my brothers, TrogDawn?
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Dingleberry pickin' champeen!
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Virgil Bucket
Wanker
Number of posts: 56
Registration date: 2007-05-01
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Wed May 30, 2007 7:39 am | |
| Hey BlackNightSky, you are right. That was me and my brother Elroy with tha cow you seen that night. You shoulda stopped and set a spell and said hello. I cain't tell you what we was doin' with the cow pee, because it's part of our music and that's real secreted.
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Dingleberry pickin' champeen!
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SabbSteve
What is the Matrix?
Number of posts: 412
Location: In the misty morning,on the edge of time
Registration date: 2007-05-05
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BlackNightSky
Mattafakka
Number of posts: 181
Age: 29
Registration date: 2007-01-17
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Thu May 31, 2007 5:41 pm | |
| | Quote: | I cain't tell you what we was doin' with the cow pee, because it's part of our music and that's real secreted.
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Wow. Must be some beautiful melodies. Kinda wish I'd stopped to "chew the rag" for a while. And no, Virgil, I'm not talking about the rag your grandma's on... |
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Popergeist
Trogling
Number of posts: 613
Age: 38
Location: the spirit world
Registration date: 2007-01-31
| | Subject: Re: Bucket Twins sighting! Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:58 am | |
| hey, check this out.......I found their promo picture online........  |
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DO THE BUCKET TWINS HAVE ANY KIN IN ENGLAND? (referring to my Ratcatcher article) AFTER MEETING RATCATCHER'S (ahem)" PERSONAL SECURITY COORDINATOR", MYRON "MUSCLES" MUMFORD, THERE SEEMS TO BE A SLIGHT RESEMBLANCE .MYRON SAYS "Me dad,who's a stableman, and lives apart from me mum,both are really quite 'appy that way,always said:" Myron,me son ,with a face like yours you was born to bust 'eads "
