Bucket Twins sighting!

I swear I saw the Bucket twins last night on my way home from work.

I'm not sure which was which, as they are indeed twins... one of them was riding a cow along the railroad tracks... the other was holding some sort of glass container (it looked like a vase of some sort) behind the cow and catching its urine as it pissed.

I actually stopped to see if they needed help, but I heard the one on the cow yelling, "Dammit Virg', if you spill any more, Maw's gonna run you raw with a switch!" At that point, I just drove off. Too creepy for me.

If it was just one person, it could be a case of mistaken identity. But they BOTH looked just like Bucket boys... which two was it? Besides, I did hear the one on the cow refer to the other as "Virg." And why on earth were they all the way up in Michigan? And what the fekk were they doing with that poor cow? And why were they collecting its... well, nevermind that one.

So one of them was definitely Virgil, huh? I wonder if the other was No'manijah or Elroy? They're REALLY hard to tell apart...

Are there any distinguishing marks? Tattoos, birthmarks, missing toes, missing teeth?

face it, these fellers are pert near impossible to tell apert, it's like when yer hog rasslin', with four steers.....which one is tha right one that started the match, was there a match ta begin with or is this just a slobberknocker, do you even care?

Popergeist wrote:

slobberknocker

Good word!

Where are the twins, anyway? I was hoping one of them would post here and tell me what the fekk they were doing with that jar of piss... sorry, morbid curiosity.

My guess is it's a search for ways to create new life forms, knowing them...

Creepy.

They've been pretty quiet lately. Maybe we're rid of them.

Actually, I hope not. The Cave has never had too much controversy, and these goobs seem to be just the kind of idiots we need around here to provide some color!

TrogDawn wrote:

goobs

Good word!

What's a goob?

Are you crackin' wise at me and my brothers, TrogDawn?

Hey BlackNightSky, you are right. That was me and my brother Elroy with tha cow you seen that night. You shoulda stopped and set a spell and said hello.

I cain't tell you what we was doin' with the cow pee, because it's part of our music and that's real secreted.

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I cain't tell you what we was doin' with the cow pee, because it's part of our music and that's real secreted.

Wow. Must be some beautiful melodies. Kinda wish I'd stopped to "chew the rag" for a while. And no, Virgil, I'm not talking about the rag your grandma's on...

hey, check this out.......I found their promo picture online........

They do indeed look similar.

That pic looks like it was taken after Elroy saw Geists avatar for the first time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I please get a ha ha here,c'mon!

I is hopin' you fellers ain't makin' fun o' me n' my kin for sport. I really hopes you ain't...

Are those ears real, or are the surgically added, like when people used to say Gene Simmons's tongue was surgically added?

HAAAAA! Good question.

hi i use cow pee alot because its good and me and my twin brothers can make music sometimes with it but its a secret and i cant tell you and my brother has real ears

You guys is just plain mean is all. I aint gonna even answer you no more. You better watch out that someone don't put no voodoo curse on you and get you abck for bein' so hateful.

shame shame shame you make fun and that guy gets mad he looks like my brother i miss my brothers where are my brothers