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PostSubject: Legalist's Credo   Wed May 23, 2007 5:46 pm

I've been developing this for the last few years while doing intensive research on Christian message boards. It's a work in progress and may be added to from time to time as more of these profound truths are revealed to me, but tell me what you think so far:

Legalist's Credo:
1. Win at any cost.
2. Never let love & concern for people overtake the ultimate goal of rightness.
3. "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
4. The Father, the Son and the Holy Scripture.
5. The surest way to judge someone's love for God is by the music they listen to.

6. 1 Corinthians 5:12 beats Matthew 7:1.
7. Luke 21:17 is a license to act like a jackass.
8. If all else fails...use guilt, fear, control and manipulation - that'll get 'em.

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Wed May 30, 2007 8:44 am

No takers? Neutral

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Wed May 30, 2007 10:19 am

Furious I USED TO WONDER,SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE "CHRISTIANS" IN THE SO CALLED BIBLE BELT,IF THERE COULD BE SUCH A THING AS CHRISTIAN METAL.THEN LOGIC SET IN AND I REALIZED THE TRUTH AND MENTALLY SLAPPED MYSELF! I CALL IT MY " SWITCH " THEORY:TO SOME PEOPLE YOU COULD SIT IN FRONT OF THEM AND STRIKE AN ACOUSTIC CHORD AND THEY WOULD SIGH AND SAY THATS NICE.HIT THE SWITCH AND PLAY IT WITH DISTORTION AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ITS EVIL? ITS THE SAME FRAEKIN(a typo, but it sounds like an elvish curse so i'm leavin it in) CHORD! MUSIC IS NEUTRAL, ITS THE WORDS AND THOUGHTS BEHIND IT THAT MAKE IT SOMETIMES EVIL.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:09 am

TrogDawn wrote:
I've been developing this for the last few years while doing intensive research on Christian message boards. It's a work in progress and may be added to from time to time as more of these profound truths are revealed to me, but tell me what you think so far:

Legalist's Credo:1. Win at any cost.
2. Never let love & concern for people overtake the ultimate goal of rightness.
3. "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
4. The Father, the Son and the Holy Scripture.
5. The surest way to judge someone's love for God is by the music they listen to.

6. 1 Corinthians 5:12 beats Matthew 7:1.
7. Luke 21:17 is a license to act like a jackass.
8. If all else fails...use guilt, fear, control and manipulation - that'll get 'em.

9. He who casts the first stone is obviously more righteous and holy than the rest.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:22 am

Good one. And so true.

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:24 pm

TrogDawn wrote:
I've been developing this for the last few years while doing intensive research on Christian message boards. It's a work in progress and may be added to from time to time as more of these profound truths are revealed to me, but tell me what you think so far:

Legalist's Credo:1. Win at any cost.
2. Never let love & concern for people overtake the ultimate goal of rightness.
3. "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
4. The Father, the Son and the Holy Scripture.
5. The surest way to judge someone's love for God is by the music they listen to.

6. 1 Corinthians 5:12 beats Matthew 7:1.
7. Luke 21:17 is a license to act like a jackass.
8. If all else fails...use guilt, fear, control and manipulation - that'll get 'em.
ultmetal wrote:

9. He who casts the first stone is obviously more righteous and holy than the rest.

10. He who has made mistakes in the past, present and will in the future is not a brother and therefore must be ostricized.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:57 pm

Killem' all, let God sort'em out!!!

I say stab'em in the neck with a fork!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Fri Jun 08, 2007 3:59 am

The "Kill them all and let GOD sort them out" is one my favortie quotes.

This is the true history of that quote:

In 1209, during the "Albigensian Crusade" against the Cathar heresy in Southern France, the forces of Orthodox Catholicism had been besieging the city of Beziers, defended by the Cathar heretics, for some time. Finally they breached the walls of the city and prepared to storm it. The commander of the crusade, Simon de Montfort, Earl of Leicester, pointed out that not everybody in the city was a heretic, some of them were good Catholics, so how should they treat the inhabitants when they captured the city? A monk who was actually present at the siege recorded the answer of the Papal Legate to the Crusaders, Arnaud-Amaury, the Abbot of Citeaux, as "Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoscet." ("Kill them all. God will know his own." ) So the Crusaders followed his advice and killed everybody they could find in Beziers.

Two points:

1. This is assinine and humanistic reasoning to a *T*. This makes me freaking sick.

2. That said, the Cathars or Albigensians were not Christians in the sense that we use the term. They were quite heretical and Gnostic and I rather doubt that many of them were truly *saved* as we understand the term.

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:36 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:23 am

Dan, GW wasn't slamming what you said with his post.

GODSWIZARD wrote:
The "Kill them all and let GOD sort them out" is one my favorite quotes.

I think that all he was saying that the original person who made that quote used faulty reasoning in order to justify killing people.

The saying itself IS funny, but to think that a religious leader used it and actually MEANT it at one point in history is frightening. Shocked

GW isn't one of those "pseudo religious/pseudo intellectual" types that you are tallking about - seriously. He's good people. Troggish

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:34 am

Here's one:
The first conclusion I jump to is right and I will hang on like a bulldog on a poodles throat.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:46 pm

Come on guys, knock it off. This is supposed to be a forum for bizarre music, not bizarro behavior. I'll close this place if this kind of bullshit gets started, I swear. I left CMR to leave drama behind, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let it start over here too. Really Mad!

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:39 pm

Uh, I was actually referring to the CMR as it's happening right now over there. Sorry.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:07 am

No problem entombedd... I apologize to you, I've since removed my posts. I am much in need of a sabbatical from these damn boards.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:29 am

Problem of the internet my friend. Can't see my facial expressions or hear my tone of voice. If you knew me you'd know what a sweet, baby hugging, lover of all humanity I really am.
Really though, I wasn't aiming at you. Trog and many others here visit the CMR and watch the flame wars emanate forth. I enjoy the spirit here without all the drama.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:01 am

Popergeist wrote:
10. He who has made mistakes in the past, present and will in the future is not a brother and therefore must be ostricized.
Perhaps we can refocus this thread? Yay!

how about:

11. He who has gig problems in Mexico ... erghm ... better not go there ... D'OH!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:55 pm

TrogDawn wrote:
Come on guys, knock it off. This is supposed to be a forum for bizarre music, not bizarro behavior. I'll close this place if this kind of bullshit gets started, I swear. I left CMR to leave drama behind, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna let it start over here too. Really Mad!
I agree with Trog and the way he feels. Hey guys I'm just an old doom warhorse,but I recently learned that maybe I'm just better off only making comments about music.I like this place but I hope that some of the harsher comments might be reined in a little bit for benefit of the younger ones(age and spiritual maturity) visiting here.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:28 pm

I think a lot of this was a misunderstanding and hopefully it will be one of only a few occurances like this here. Smile

However, we do have a circle of real doods here who do tend to speak exactly what is on their minds at times (myself included). It can get a little bit ugly sometimes, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Gotta keep the place real. Winky

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Wed Jun 13, 2007 3:58 pm

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I think a lot of this was a misunderstanding and hopefully it will be one of only a few occurances like this here. Smile

I think so too and I'm trying hard to watch what I say, not just here, but at the CMR too.
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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Wed Sep 10, 2014 12:23 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Legalist's Credo   Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:32 am

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