Medical Question for the Bucket Twins

Hey guys --

My neighbor's dog has a bunch of warts on his ass. What do you recommend?

Turning your head and not looking at it???

It starts with a "P" 8)

It ends with ... uhhh ... "liars" ... yeah!

Incidentally ... it probably ALSO ends with ... uhmmmm ... lots of unnecessary noise and some lasting trust issues ...

Maybe it's not such a good idea after all?

Hmmm, how aggravated is the dog? It might be hard to go, but try to stop it from scratching ot scraping them, as that will just make things worse.

As to how to deal with them, either a vet could lance them off, or try dabbing them with a little bleach each day. I had a wart on my toe as a child, and each night we whiped it with a tissue and a little bleach and it soon shrunk and went away.

BlackNightSky wrote:

My neighbor's dog has a bunch of warts on his ass. What do you recommend?

well, I amember once when Lemmy aksed me that very same question about'n how to git rid o' the anal warts that his drum player, Philthy Taylor, had. I'll be tellin' you the same thing I tol' him:

whatchoo doin' lookin' so close at his ass for that you know he gots warts down there anyway?!?

i have a ass sometimes it gets hurt but not warts